While cleaning out my spam folder on Gmail, I found these gems of email subjects:
“Jamie Lynn: Britney impregnated me with Ron Paul’s sperm”
“Britney vagina transplant to erase fools’ memory syndrome”
“K-Fed & Justin Timberlake to release Britney Spears tribute album”
“Britney is to be sold on eBay”
“Britney Spears Confession: ‘I’m the Father of Anna Nicole Smith’s Baby!'”
“Britney Spears Blows Her Nose on Designer Dresses”
“Britney Spears is dating Obama”
This was one page. Obviously she’s been busy,
Bonus link: Daily Mail headline generator, which is in a similar vein. But it doesn’t spam your mailbox.
Also, this is coming via Google Chrome which I’ve finally got around to trying out. I suppose it’s nice but Firefox appeals more to the power user in me. And there are text selection bugs which are starting to get slightly annoying… It is beta, I suppose.