Now then, to the issue at hand. Your hari has promised to take you out to eat somewhere. May I suggest, having looked at the silhouette of you and your other half (though I am unsure as to whether this is the right phrase all things considered, perhaps 2/3 or 3/4 would be more appropriate), that you keep your distance and give her a full feed, lest you be the subject of a the next JK Rowling installment: Hari’s Potty and shes gobbling up Neil. I suggest that she present you with a more appealing girlfriend for your birthday present in order that you dont have to hide her identity, she is i assume not a crimefighter like superman or wonderwoman, so one has to presume reasons other than the safety of mankind for your decision to give her the pseudonym “hari”.
This isn’t the first time someone has bitched about my girlfriend on here, but that time I deleted the comment. I’m letting this one stay, after discussing it with Hari, but I really do not tolerate personal attacks against me or my girlfriend. It’s not nice.
Incidentally the IP address used to post the comment came from Leeds General Infirmary – maybe they are a mental patient there?