Channel 4’s Gay-O-Meter is something that I’m sure I’ve done before but have seemingly never blogged about, however Dave blogged it a couple of days ago and so I thought I’d do it again. Here’s my result:
Neil is 30% gay!
Loosen up my straight mate! These days women like a man with some softer edges to grab onto.
Which means I’m mostly straight, as I suspected. Still, it’s 10% more than Dave, and only 10% less than someone who was actually gay. I haven’t yet got Hari to take this as she’s sitting an exam at the moment.
January 20, 2006 at 18:33
20% for me. I was scared when it was loading the results. I was like. STOP STOP!
January 20, 2006 at 18:47
I’m 16% gay (lies I tell you!). “You’re a walking, talking, red-blooded hetero guy. Just way too straight for these modern times mate!”
January 20, 2006 at 19:59
“I’m 30% Gay”.
Did you miss a 0 off there Neil?
January 20, 2006 at 21:22
..ahem. “Tim is 43% gay. Congratulations. You scored right in den middle and are a happy and well adjusted hetero man”.
pheewww 🙂
January 20, 2006 at 21:57
How are you too straight at 30% gay, while it made fun of me for being 23% gay? This test was even more stupid than most Web personality tests (yes, that’s possible). There were so many questions that presented a false dilemma I had to just choose randomly.
January 20, 2006 at 22:05
Sure, you chose randomly. 😉
No need for an excuse, Rory, no need. You’re with your friends, mate! 🙂
January 20, 2006 at 22:29
I didn’t choose them all randomly. I expect my leather trousers were the real reason for that 23%. There were questions where neither answer was at all appropriate.
January 20, 2006 at 22:40
I’m 30% gay too.
January 21, 2006 at 10:28
And i Quote;
“You’re a straight laced girlie girl with just a hint of your butch side sometimes popping out!”
That sounds about right… however the 40% gay thing is a bit worrying……..
January 21, 2006 at 11:42
Rich is 23% gay “You’re open minded between the sheets but rarely show your gay side on the streets”
I’m not sure about the percentage, but the description sums me up pretty well. Now to waste some more time on those other tests…
January 21, 2006 at 17:54
Well I am 36% gay, news to me. I have had many mail lovers, and a partner for 21 years.
Maybe I am just a closet breeder?
January 21, 2006 at 21:09
Woohhh, 60%. Am I the gayest person here?
“You’re very open minded between the sheets and just as balanced when out on the streets”
Maybe being bi has something to do with it though…
January 24, 2006 at 16:24
Not to worry, Muppetette – I’m 73% gay!
January 25, 2006 at 22:02
Well, I’m not fussed with 23%, but it was made harder by the fact that many of the things in question I couldn’t answer either way.
January 26, 2006 at 18:18
30% too.
January 31, 2006 at 08:15
I see a Cosmo magazine “20 questions” with a formula to calculate your “true percentage”. Party!
February 16, 2006 at 20:30
im 49% gay what a releif besides im bi
February 26, 2006 at 20:54
my husband is 36% gay and i am and i am 39 does that make a 75% gay person
February 26, 2006 at 21:20
Not unless he is your parasitical twin, as far as I know…
March 10, 2006 at 08:08
I just can’t imagine a woman sharing her boyfriend with a man.
March 19, 2006 at 21:44
fck me now
March 20, 2006 at 11:36
how do u take the test
March 20, 2006 at 13:51
Looks like it’s time to close comments on this old entry. 😛
March 20, 2006 at 14:09
I’ll keep them open for a bit longer. All comment threads get closed after 90 days anyway.