Neil Turner's Blog

Blogging about technology and randomness since 2002

Random Queries #2

Another one of the random queries used to get to this site:

bez happy mondays his children

I seriously doubt that Bez from the Happy Mondays has children. If he did, they’d probably be taken into care. Either way I’d be very worried about them.
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  1. I once had a hit for “sex with my mother-in-law” on my now defunct blog

  2. Yikes. Now that is just disturbing.

  3. I was once #9 on Google for the keyword ‘peeing’ and got an unhealthy number of hits from it. I can assure you it wasn’t a targeted SEO campaign – no idea how I got there…

  4. I seem to remember from last years celeb BB that he HAS in fact got children. So, get ready to call social services.