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Bolognese Blasphemy

I spent last night at the girlfriend’s house. We had spaghetti bolognese for dinner, along with her housemates, however I couldn’t finish mine so I put the leftovers in the bin. Doing so felt like an act of blasphemy, since you could argue that the spaghetti was a representation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and that by putting it in the bin I was offending his noodliness.
If by doing this I have offended any members of the pastafarian community, I send my apologies.
incidentally things are going well between me and the girl. I’m going to miss her this weekend.

9 Comments

  1. Were you drunk when you wrote this?

  2. what were you drinking when you posted this?

  3. You know, I honestly thought I said that comment from “Andy” above !

  4. What were you drinking when you posted this?

  5. Strangely enough I was actually sober ๐Ÿ™‚ .

  6. Maybe that was the problem…you needed something to drink.
    Nice to hear you’ve found yourslf a nice lady though. Out of interest, does ‘the girl’ know about your blog?

  7. Yes, she does. In fact she’s working her way through the archives – she’s up to April 2002 apparently.

  8. Neil, you soppy sod.

  9. And this is EXACTLY why I truncate my blog every so often (I’ll export/import the entries to a private, “archive” blog) — I don’t want a girl I date to go look up crap I may have written about ex-girlfriends.
    Well you took her snowboarding! =P