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Random headline generator

I came across The Random Tabloid Headline Generator some time ago but I played with it again today and got these gems:

My sordid affair with Britney : angry Bill Gates reveals all

Ghost of Kurt Cobain told me to lobotomise Beckham with steamroller, claims driver

Terrorists ritually dismember seven masked men with laser pointer

Virgin Mary told me to eat Madonna with cocktail stick, insists angry mother of four

Atkins diet can cause unwanted pregnancy in vegetarians, scientist claims

Eating GM food can cause demon possession in monkeys , new evidence reveals

Priceless.

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