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Which Annoying B-list Celebrity Are You?

Shockingly, it’s been over 6 weeks (!) since I last posted a poll here.

I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY EYES
Which Annoying B-list Celebrity Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey.

When you’re not offending the Welsh or stupid Americans on the dumbed-down transatlantic version of your hate-filled, lowest common denominator gameshow, you’re being mean to people and pulling the legs off injured animals. We’ve seen you.

Frankly, all this anger would be best directed towards evil corporations, which you did for a while at the helm of the BBC’s Watchdog programme – the only show infinitely better with you on it. As it is, you’ve suddenly become a multi-million-dollar institution, spawning clones in hundreds of countries, presumably all winking in that terrifying “I look cuddly now, but I can hurt you. Oh yes, I can hurt you bad” way.

Maybe you’re ultra-famous, but you’ll always be a B-list celebrity in our eyes. At least you’re not writing for the Daily Mail any more.

The immense irony of this was that I found it via Daisy, who is, of course, Welsh. Ah well.

3 Comments

  1. Which Annoying B-list Celebrity Are You?

    Via Neil.
    Which Annoying B-list Celebrity Are You?Brought to you by Rum and Monkey.
    You’re Lenny Henry. Awooga, or something.
    Here’s the thing. You were – until you disappeared from the limelight, relatively recently – one of Britain’s best l…

  2. B-list Ben

    Grin laugh witty banter grin laugh Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Grin smirk serious serious serious is that your final answer? Serious grin laugh witty banter grin laugh…

  3. *snert* that’s all I have to say on that