- Are you a Republican party voter?
- Looking for something to put on your Freedom Fries without contributing to the Kerry campaign or foreign economies?
- Then worry no more!
Yes, if you’re a xenophobic right-wing American voter you too can buy W Ketchup, which is made with 100% American ingredients. None of the money you spend on that ketchup will be sent abroad to help economies of struggling overseas nations, unlike that other famous brand. What’s more, by buying this ketchup, you’re somehow contributing to the memory of Ronald Reagan.
Of course, unlike the ketchup, the website is not 100% American, what with it being hosted on a distinctly “un-American” open ‘sauce’ (ho ho) web server with contributions from people around the world, and uses a scripting language originally developed by someone from Greenland while working in Canada.