A friend introduced me to bash.org yesterday – it’s an archive of amusing quotes taken out of context from IRC channels. Some of them had me laughing out loud. Take for example:
<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(
An absolutely excellent waste of time.