Neil Turner's Blog

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Fun with Astrology

Inspiration comes from Firda:

Neil Turner is as bright as a button and as sharp as a blade. If there’s ever anything you need to know, Neil Turner is the person to ask. Chances are he will know the answer already. If not he will go and ask someone else and he will keep asking until he gets an answer. Neil Turner simply cannot stand the idea of a question that has no answer, so if he cannot get a satisfactory explanation he will invent one. A good one. He is after all as bright as a button. There are though, some questions in life which are best left unanswered. The rest of us know to leave them alone. Neil cannot resist the urge to explore them. He is drawn to such questions, like, well, like a button to a button hole! Neil answers these questions cleverly because, after all as sharp as a blade, but then you know what they say about people who are too sharp…
Neil can be very cutting sometimes. He doesn’t mean to be. He just can’t help it. Neil can’t stop himself from daring to say what other people hardly dare to think. This is why Neil often gets himself into trouble but it is also why Neil is such an interesting person to know. Life with Neil Turner is never dull. There’s always an adventure, a challenge or a deal to be done. Neil loves to do deals. The word ‘no’ is not in his vocabulary. When he hears it Neil is immediately tempted to reply “Is that ‘no’ as in ‘maybe’, ‘no’ as in ‘I need to be persuaded,’ or ‘no as in ‘not quite yet?’ Luckily Neil gets clean away with this kind of attitude. Neil Turner, at least when it comes to the unanswerable question, is living proof of the old adage “Who dares…wins”.

Interesting… kinda.


  1. YAY! Neil’s a button!! *falls over laughing*

  2. Yeah, but don’t push me around 😉

  3. AHAHA! Nah .. you’re too sharp for that :p

  4. I tried my name, and got exactly the same results as you, just with the names switched round. Hmm.